- Game control:
Welcome to the spectacular Orphan Feast presented by the wonderful T45! Let’s first take the ultimate How To Kidnap A Child ABC! (Please do not apply the lessons taught here in real life!) Use the right and left arrow keys to run through the secret dark alleys in London and press the up arrow key or the space bar to jump. To ward off the attack from the supremely angry protective mothers and diligent policemen, you can tap A to punch and S to throw all kinds of garbage on them! Beware of the fat lady - she has a tendency to adhere to your body like an old fat bat to suck up your blood if you have any! Delicious kids are shrieking and running everywhere - can you turn them into mouthwatering dishes by grabbing them into your super sack? Get ready for accomplishing the evilest endeavors in the universe! Seriously speaking, if you are a “kid” or a parent with lovely kids, be careful in the real world, Ok? There are real monsters out there... and together we can make this world a safer place!